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Confessions from the new New Frontier

“Miss, are you gonna fold the slice?”

Sunday, September 4, 2011 - 5:45 am - I was standing in the pizza place near my school in the Bronx, having just accepted a paper plate full of bubbling cheese. The voice belonged to Astrid, one of my classroommate Vanessa’s advisees. Astrid is a recent NYC transplant from California, and I understood immediately the purpose of her question, which essentially asks, “Are [...]

A Mother’s Day tribute

Monday, May 9, 2011 - 2:43 am - I tend to think that these minor, dare I say manufactured, holidays–Valentine’s Day, Mother’s and Father’s Days–are pretty arbitrary. Did I send my mom flowers this weekend? Of course I did, and I’m glad that there is a reminder on the calendar that I should do something like that. Mother’s Day could be any weekend, [...]

No Cure for “luf-longyng”

Tuesday, January 4, 2011 - 4:16 pm - [NB: This post is a scan of my brain that I don't expect will make sense to anyone who doesn't feel exactly the way I feel and like exactly the same things I like.] Unabashedly, I mostly turn to pop music when faced with life’s most emotional questions. Maybe that is only because my favorite authors [...]

Things my cover letter won’t tell you…

Sunday, September 19, 2010 - 3:49 pm - In the past few weeks, I have invested myself in finding a job worth having. To this end, I have, draft by draft, been fine-tuning the cover letter to an exact science. It goes something like this: Dear Courtesy Title, Expression of interest in specific position and experience in/passion for the general field. Rattle off [...]

3 Responses to “If This Doesn’t Make You Smile…”

1. Alan G Says:
   September 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm

   I guess I’m not in the worst of moods cause I got a pretty good chuckle out of the video. I do have a couple of questions for that TACO Bell order taker but I guess they’ll have to wait!

   Ran into you over at Ronni’s place.

2. Jack Kenderdine Says:
   September 16, 2009 at 2:20 pm

   Yeah, thanks for this, Pete. It gave reality to the much overused lol acronym. Very professionally done. I didn’t fully crack up until the order actually read it all back correctly and they were expected to pay for it all! They got a big serving of punked justice.

3. Darlene Says:
   September 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm

   Good one. It gives a whole new meaning to rap. (Wrap?)

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